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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog. |
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A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES." The librarian says, "This is a library." The blonde says, "Yes I know. I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.'' And the librarian says, one more time, ''But this is a library, miss!" The blonde goes "Oh," and whispers, "I'll have a hamburger a coke and fries!"
Why was the rooster so unhappy?
Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.
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Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. Yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown a fish Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! |